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Abu Qatada to improve public image with ‘I’m A Celebrity’ appearance

looking forward to persuading kangaroo's testicles to follow different ideological route‘What he wants to do is bare his soul on Piers Morgan’s Life Stories (although personally I’d rather be tortured in a prison cell in Jordan than talk to Piers Morgan) then try to move on. If Kerry Katona can get a second chance, surely anyone can.’

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Posted: Feb 9th, 2012
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Wanted: Experienced football manager for untenable position

Managing a team of arrogant millionaires, with egos even bigger than their houses, you will be expected to deliver outstanding results against superior opposition.

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Posted: Feb 9th, 2012
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John Terry to be stripped of his strip

Football fans are bracing themselves at the thought of former England captain John Terry playing naked.

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Posted: Feb 7th, 2012
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Capello ‘completely disagrees’ with Chris Huhne resignation

not racist to call him Italian‘I thought it was right that Chris Huhne should keep the Energy Secretary armband,’ said the outspoken Italian. ‘Someone should not be punished until it is official that he has deliberately conspired with his ex-wife to knowingly deceive the authorities. This will be a big loss to the Cabinet and the Lib Dems.’

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Posted: Feb 6th, 2012
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Diane Abbott to replace John Terry as England captain

plans to divide her squad into 4-4-2, and RULE!The Football Association has finally bowed to pressure and removed John Terry from the role of captain of the England football team, replacing him with Labour MP Diane Abbott. Mrs Abbott is expected to slot into Terry’s role at the centre of defence, significantly strengthening the national squad for the European Championships this summer.

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Posted: Feb 5th, 2012
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