Capello ‘completely disagrees’ with Chris Huhne resignation
‘I thought it was right that Chris Huhne should keep the Energy Secretary armband. This will be a big loss to the Cabinet and the Lib Dems.’
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Diane Abbott to replace John Terry as England captain
Mrs Abbott is expected to slot into Terry’s role at the centre of defence, significantly strengthening the national squad for the European Championships this summer.
Posted: Feb 5th, 2012
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British population to be dyed purple in fight against racism
‘It will be impossible to be a racist if everyone is the same colour purple. Our public information campaign will be fronted by John Terry, Luis Suarez and Diane Abbott.’
Posted: Jan 15th, 2012
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Professional footballers eagerly await release of Office Manager 2012
‘After the drudgery of training, playing, dating beautiful women and being pursued by the paparazzi, it’s great to escape into the world of purchase orders, staff rotas and VAT returns,’ said Theo Walcott. ‘It’s what every young boy dreams of.’
Posted: Jan 8th, 2012
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Panini launch new superinjunction range of cards and stickers
The Panini Superinjunction Collection features the silhouettes of anonymous Premier League footballers that kids can buy, collect and swap in the playground, although for legal reasons they are not allowed to mention any names.
‘Nobody knows who any of the cards are for certain,’ said Timothy Ferris, aged 10. ‘It’s all based on guesswork, supposition and what we can find out on Twitter.’
Posted: Jun 3rd, 2011
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