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John Terry to be stripped of his strip

Football fans are bracing themselves at the thought of former England captain John Terry playing naked.

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Posted: Feb 7th, 2012
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Capello ‘completely disagrees’ with Chris Huhne resignation

not racist to call him Italian‘I thought it was right that Chris Huhne should keep the Energy Secretary armband. This will be a big loss to the Cabinet and the Lib Dems.’

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Posted: Feb 6th, 2012
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Diane Abbott to replace John Terry as England captain

plans to divide her squad into 4-4-2, and RULE!Mrs Abbott is expected to slot into Terry’s role at the centre of defence, significantly strengthening the national squad for the European Championships this summer.

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Posted: Feb 5th, 2012
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British population to be dyed purple in fight against racism

equality for everyone, but Green Party raising objections‘It will be impossible to be a racist if everyone is the same colour purple. Our public information campaign will be fronted by John Terry, Luis Suarez and Diane Abbott.’

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Posted: Jan 15th, 2012
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Professional footballers eagerly await release of Office Manager 2012

Theo Walcott dreams of nothing but paperclips all day long‘After the drudgery of training, playing, dating beautiful women and being pursued by the paparazzi, it’s great to escape into the world of purchase orders, staff rotas and VAT returns,’ said Theo Walcott. ‘It’s what every young boy dreams of.’

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Posted: Jan 8th, 2012
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