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British population to be dyed purple in fight against racism

equality for everyone, but Green Party raising objections‘It will be impossible to be a racist if everyone is the same colour purple. Our public information campaign will be fronted by John Terry, Luis Suarez and Diane Abbott.’

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Posted: Jan 15th, 2012
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Professional footballers eagerly await release of Office Manager 2012

Theo Walcott dreams of nothing but paperclips all day long‘After the drudgery of training, playing, dating beautiful women and being pursued by the paparazzi, it’s great to escape into the world of purchase orders, staff rotas and VAT returns,’ said Theo Walcott. ‘It’s what every young boy dreams of.’

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Posted: Jan 8th, 2012
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Panini launch new superinjunction range of cards and stickers

players rated on their scoring recordThe Panini Superinjunction Collection features the silhouettes of anonymous Premier League footballers that kids can buy, collect and swap in the playground, although for legal reasons they are not allowed to mention any names.

‘Nobody knows who any of the cards are for certain,’ said Timothy Ferris, aged 10. ‘It’s all based on guesswork, supposition and what we can find out on Twitter.’

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Posted: Jun 3rd, 2011
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New Year’s dishonours list to acknowledge ‘worst and most annoying’ of society

honours available hereAlthough not officially announced until the end of next month, details of this year’s Dishonours List have been leaked and include dozens of newly-minted twats, pricks, sods and tossers – individuals whose contributions to public life have been irritating, infuriating or downright damaging.

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Posted: Nov 23rd, 2010
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Beryl & Arthur Cole to separate after 62 years

Saga magazine has today announced the separation of Beryl Cole from her Chelsea Pensioner husband Arthur after 62 years together. Renowned music hall singer Beryl, is reported to have cited Arthur’s roving eye as the primary reason for the split.

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Posted: Mar 1st, 2010
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