The government has signed a mutual assistance treaty with Jordan to ensure that radical cleric Abu Qatada can stay in the UK while 62.64 million British citizens are deported to Jordan, Theresa May has told MPs.
‘The pair I got were really pricey. I’d take them to celebrity parties and we’d drink like crazy. Next morning, I’d be really hung over and the melons would be blotchy and a bit dented, but they were never more beautiful to me.’
Posted: Feb 6th, 2013
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Muslim Cleric Abu Qatada spoke of his shock at winning a free holiday to a mystery destination earlier today.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2012
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Rupert Murdoch has insisted that the process for appointing Tony Blair as godfather to his child was entirely transparent and fair, and that no preferential treatment was given.
‘Abu is looking forward to eating testicles in the jungle, as long as they’re halal.’
Posted: Feb 9th, 2012
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