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Operation Yewtree unearths historic abuse of a beloved ‘immaculate’ celebrity

Operation Yewtree has opened an investigation into remarkable claims that an underage Nazareth girl was the victim of historic child abuse.

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Posted: Aug 24th, 2014
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Drugs mules ‘infiltrating nativity plays’

asses could be wiped outThe scene in the junior boys toilets at Chesham Primary was shocking. ‘It was drug paraphernalia all right,’ said teacher Patricia Smythe, ‘but on a bizarrely large scale…’

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Posted: Dec 22nd, 2013
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Shepherds complain after missing out in Bethlehem Secret Santa draw yet again

'Glad tidings my arse!'‘All we are asking for is a fair draw for the presents,’ continued the shepherd. ‘It’s the same story every year. We wrap up a lamb, struggle down the green hillside to visit the baby and stick our secret Santa present under the manger. But invariably we end up leaving with nothing other than some cow crap on our Jesus sandals.’

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Posted: Dec 25th, 2011
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Angel Gabriel to fight extradition over sexual assault claims

A heavenly envoy of the Lord God Almighty has vowed to fight his proposed extradition to Israel to face trial for an alleged sexual assault dating back to 1 BC.

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Posted: Dec 18th, 2010
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Latest Dead Sea Scroll fragments ‘just classified ads’

experts were expecting something a bit more spiritualTexts tell us less about religious doctrine, and more about the second-hand trading market.

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Posted: Oct 24th, 2010
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