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Large Hadron Collider stolen by joyriders

Charged with breaking the laws of physics Youths drove the Collider around in a 27km circle of chaos, pulling handbrake turns and firing off protons at close to the speed of light.

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Posted: Nov 17th, 2009
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Teenage ‘joy riders’ stealing pensioners’ electric scooters

‘It’s more a case of ‘misery-riding’ really.’

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Posted: Sep 29th, 2007
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