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Scientists access parallel universe where Ed Sheeran isn’t inexplicably popular

Physicists in Cern accidentally accessed a parallel universe to our own where the singer is about to start a City and Guilds qualification in Portable Appliance Testing after a year out travelling around Canada.

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Posted: Jun 7th, 2012
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Paul McCartney booked to play The Apocalypse

Fans of music and doomsday prophecies were celebrating last night after God confirmed that he had booked the former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney to be the closing act at the end of mankind.

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Posted: Jun 7th, 2012
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