UK happiness rating downgraded by Moody’s
In a shock announcement, the measure of the nation’s happiness, the Wellbeing Index, has been downgraded by the emotional ratings agency Moody’s from ‘OK’ to ‘Don’t Ask’.
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Queen’s Diamond Jubilee enthusiasts ‘now feeling like twats’
People who backed the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebrations say they now ‘feel like complete twats’. ‘What was all that about?’ said Jack Peters who helped organize a street party and wore a plastic crown for four days.
Posted: Jun 9th, 2012
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Anger as unemployed treat Jubilee weekend like Bank Holiday
There has been an angry reaction in a number of newspapers as it was discovered that nearly three million Brits took advantage of the long Bank Holiday weekend even though they don’t have a job.
Posted: Jun 6th, 2012
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Queen ‘comes out’ as dyslexic after igniting Deacon in error
Buckingham and Lambeth Palaces have presented a united front over the near-immolation of Stephen Wallace, the chubby Deacon of St Paul’s Cathedral, at the Jubilee Concert yesterday. The Queen apparently mis-read her instructions to light the large Beacon.
Posted: Jun 6th, 2012
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Internet now with ‘Auto-Adolf-Comparison’ feature
It is a rule of any political debate that if it goes on long enough one party will compare the other to Adolf Hitler, instantly losing the debate. Now to speed up the process, a new internet feature is being activated which auto-corrects all similes and metaphors so that they reference Hitler.
Posted: Jun 5th, 2012
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