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UK happiness rating downgraded by Moody’s
In a shock announcement, the measure of the nation’s happiness, the Wellbeing Index, has been downgraded by the emotional ratings agency Moody’s from ‘OK’ to ‘Don’t Ask’. [read...]
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Internet now with ‘Auto-Adolf-Comparison’ feature
A new internet feature is being activated which auto-corrects all similes and metaphors so that they reference Hitler. [read...]
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Coalition Olympic legacy ‘not as memorable as Putin’s’
David Cameron is today under pressure to explain why, two years on, the Coalition government has yet to take full advantage of the UK’s Olympic legacy.
Unfavourable comparisons have been drawn after Russia rode the wave of post-Sochi euphoria across the Ukrainian border, [read...]
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Queen’s Diamond Jubilee enthusiasts ‘now feeling like twats’
People who backed the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebrations say they now ‘feel like complete twats’. ‘What was all that about?’ said Jack Peters who helped organize a street party and wore a plastic crown for four days. [read...]
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Anger as unemployed treat Jubilee weekend like Bank Holiday
There has been an angry reaction in a number of newspapers as it was discovered that nearly three million Brits took advantage of the long Bank Holiday weekend even though they don’t have a job. [read...]