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Prince jailed for assault on comatose ‘beauty’

‘The girl’s coincidental arousal from her coma is no mitigation,’ continued the judge. ‘Indeed, the fact that she was not yet 16 and clearly has mental health issues, since she claims to want to marry him, makes the offence all the more despicable.’

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Posted: Dec 13th, 2013
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‘What the hell am I going to do now then?’ asks courtroom artist

may have to turn to crime to make ends meetA courtroom artist is fearing for his livelihood today after cameras were finally granted permission to film inside the Royal Courts of Justice, in a moment of legal and broadcasting history, which could effectively ‘end the requirement’ for his niche service.

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Posted: Nov 3rd, 2013
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Frying pan killer ‘inconsiderate’ claims judge

A judge at Exeter Crown Court has criticised a man for beating his friend to death with a frying pan, suggesting that five minutes under the grill or even casseroled in a pot-roast would have been a far healthier option.

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Posted: Aug 30th, 2012
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X-Factor USA in crisis as Paula Abdul’s nose quits show

UK show also under threat as Louis Walsh's jock strap feeling the strainThe X-Factor USA was plunged into turmoil today with the shock announcement that Paula Abdul’s nose is to leave the show. A spokesman for the show confirmed that the nose had parted company with Paula’s face due to ‘cosmetic differences’.

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Posted: Nov 8th, 2011
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Very long sentence for author who refused to use punctuation

An author with an aversion to commas and full stops has been prosecuted under the Punctuation Act and handed a very long sentence by the judge.

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Posted: Feb 9th, 2011
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