Burglar commends bravery of judges
Serial burglar and drug addict Jo Nutjob stunned court attendees when he praised the ‘courage shown by judges’ in sentencing plebs like him on a daily basis.
Posted: Sep 6th, 2012
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Talent competition ‘very easy to judge’
Judges at a competition to find the best singer aged 11-14 at a mid-budget holiday camp in Torquay recently were relieved to announce that the final decision had been ‘very easy’ to reach. The winner, Minnie Henderson, was ‘the only halfway competent kid’ in a bad field of seven ‘dismal’ performers.
Posted: Jan 8th, 2012
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‘Britain’s Got Judges’ uncovering the best new talent show judges
‘Judging is my dream. I’ve been judging in pubs and clubs for years now and this is my last chance. This means everything to me. If only me nan was here…’
Posted: Dec 6th, 2011
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Judges rule on landmark case of Sod’s Law versus Parkinson’s Law
‘European Court of Justice now to consider human rights impact on Murphy’s Law’.
Referees ‘should wear uniforms when off-duty’
‘Referees are easy to spot by the way they run backwards shaking their heads.’
Posted: Mar 11th, 2008
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