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Politicians to replace faulty moral compass with new Ethical Sat Nav

Members of Parliament need never get lost againMPs are preparing for the arrival of a new piece of wearable technology that will help them navigate difficult terrain and always guide them towards the high moral ground.

The EPS, or Ethical Positioning System, operates by triangulating a person’s political standpoint via a number of morally aware ‘smart satellites’. If a politician starts to veer off course, perhaps about to break a manifesto pledge, the Sat Nav will interrupt with the message: ‘You are no longer on the agreed route, please perform a U-turn now.’

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Posted: Jan 7th, 2014
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Dame Judi’s ‘I’m not bi-polar’ shame

In an emotional interview today, Dame Judi Dench revealed that she is not bi-polar. ‘I find this hard to admit, but I’ve never suffered from mental health issues,’ she confessed. ‘Or been a lesbian. Or taken drugs.

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Posted: Apr 23rd, 2011
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