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Wikileaks’ Assange ‘has a white cat he strokes evilly’ claims Clinton
Hillary Clinton has revealed that Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has a new pet which he takes with him to important meetings. [read...]
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Foreign Office; ‘Ecuador can keep Assange as long as they take Galloway as well’
In a move that has surprised most but pleased many, the British Government has given Ecuador one final option to resolve the current diplomatic crisis. They can keep Julian Assange, but have to take George Galloway as well. [read...]
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Julian Assange granted political asylum in Celebrity Big Brother house
The founder of Wikileaks is already fitting in well, carefully listening in to the conversations of fellow housemates before immediately running off to The Diary Room to reveal all of their most intimate secrets. [read...]
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Edward Snowden trapped at Moscow airport in dispute over Ryanair surcharge
‘I had a travel plan all set up,’ explained Snowden, ‘but when Ryanair heard that I was wanted by the US government they slapped a £2m enemy-of-the-state surcharge on me.’ [read...]
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Bradley Manning becomes the face of adult diapers
Shortly before going on trial, Private Manning announced a new sponsorship deal with Tranquillity Incontinence Products. While others have characterised the US soldier’s leaks as a threat to national security, he himself likened it to a warm, [read...]