Chief Justice Thompson said ‘The rules are very clear: Julian Assange has a right to try and conceal himself in the embassy grounds and the police must observe the internationally recognised counting to 100. And it’s got to be proper counting too, [read...]
The extradition of Julian Assange to Sweden is set to be delayed by over a month after Foreign Secretary William Hague agreed to organise his evacuation from the UK.
‘We are doing everything we can to get him out of the country,’ said Mr Hague, [read...]
After yesterday’s Wikileaks revelations, Nicolas Sarkozy has today confirmed that the “French language” is indeed a one thousand year old hoax. The president of France revealed that what purported to be his native tongue was in fact complete gibberish, [read...]
A heavenly envoy of the Lord God Almighty has vowed to fight his proposed extradition to Israel to face trial for an alleged sexual assault dating back to 1 BC. [read...]
Hillary Clinton has revealed that Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has a new pet which he takes with him to important meetings. [read...]