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Sarkozy admits French language a hoax after Wikileaks exposé

President not even sure what 'Assange' actually meansAfter yesterday’s Wikileaks revelations, Nicolas Sarkozy has today confirmed that the “French language” is indeed a one thousand year old hoax. The president of France revealed that what purported to be his native tongue was in fact complete gibberish, admitting the French really speak English, except in the presence of the British.

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Posted: Feb 25th, 2011
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Angel Gabriel to fight extradition over sexual assault claims

A heavenly envoy of the Lord God Almighty has vowed to fight his proposed extradition to Israel to face trial for an alleged sexual assault dating back to 1 BC.

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Posted: Dec 18th, 2010
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Wikileaks’ Assange ‘has a white cat he strokes evilly’ claims Clinton

State Department convinced his HQ now hidden in a volcanoHillary Clinton has revealed that Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has a new pet which he takes with him to important meetings.

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Posted: Nov 29th, 2010
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Further Wikileaks revelations delayed due to toner shortage

Diplomatic Services around the globe breathed a sigh of relief after Wikileaks founder Julian Assange announced they had run out of toner for the office photocopier.

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Posted: Nov 29th, 2010
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