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Missing Prime Minister found alive in wilderness

A 58-year-old British prime minister missing for two years has been found alive. Gordon Brown, from Glasgow, Scotland, went missing in Westminster’s political jungle shortly after taking assuming his new role two years ago.

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Posted: Jul 16th, 2009
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Party activist found in Japanese Jungle, unaware Labour have lost next election

Japanese returning officers on a routine trip to a remote jungle island hve discovered a surviving Labour activist, cut off from civilisation but continuing to ‘canvas’. Geoffrey Richardson was found placing ‘Vote Labour’ posters on trees and asking the voting intentions of passing lemurs…

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Posted: Jun 9th, 2009
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Japanese soldier found hiding in Software License Agreement

‘The poor guy couldn’t believe that you no longer had to listen to that funny dial-up noise when you connected to the Internet.’

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Posted: Jun 19th, 2007
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