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Use a big plank with a nail in it, advises Ken Clarke on self-defence law

you might as well kill them, kill them all!Justice Secretary Ken Clarke has said that knifing a robber in the vitals will no longer be a criminal offence under the law of self-defence in England.

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Posted: Jun 29th, 2011
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Prison riots blamed on Facebook gatecrashers

prisoners confused by new Facebook rules, but now hiding their profilesPrisoners at the beleaguered HMP Ford have blamed the recent riots on a misguided Facebook status update, which publicised the inmates’ planned quiet New Year’s celebration to a gatecrashing horde.

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Posted: Jan 2nd, 2011
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Police commissioner apologises to court and pays locksmith’s costs after he locked up offender and threw away key

hanging's too good for him‘Failing to stop at a red light? If I had my way they’d be sterilised at birth.’

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Posted: Sep 27th, 2009
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Leader of torch-bearing mob warns of threat posed by shy bloke who keeps himself to himself

An angry mob leader has made a passionate case for giving a suspiciously reserved local ‘a hell of a kicking’ after fears emerged he may be a serial killer or worse. ‘Kevin Smiggins is shy and retiring. Aren’t they all,’ said head vigilante Mick Watson.

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Posted: Jul 28th, 2009
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