Royal watchers and courtiers are conspiring to keep secret that the next child of Kate Middleton, and fifth in line to the throne, is the biological off-spring of Paddington Bear. In scenes that alarmed protection police, [read...]
Thousands of homes around the UK have been without an update on the Duchess of Cambridge’s health for several hours say emergency services. [read...]
This is one of my favourites as the ingredients are all fresh and cheap. The secret is to serve the bosons immediately as they decompose in 10-9 nanoseconds. If you haven’t got a Kate, a Pippa will do. [read...]
‘One wishes William and Kate every happiness for the future, but William is his father’s son so we were sure to set up a cast-iron pre-nuptial agreement – and Philip has a contact he can call if ever things get out of hand.’ [read...]
Fears of a huge influx of immigrants from Romania and Bulgaria have given way to indignation after a poll showed workers from the two countries are preparing to ‘avoid Britain like the plague’, [read...]
