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Some households in North of England still without Royal updates, warns Met Office
Thousands of homes around the UK have been without an update on the Duchess of Cambridge’s health for several hours say emergency services. [read...]
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Heston Blumenthal’s Royal Stem Cells seared in liquid nitrogen with a Higgs Boson jus
This is one of my favourites as the ingredients are all fresh and cheap. The secret is to serve the bosons immediately as they decompose in 10-9 nanoseconds. If you haven’t got a Kate, a Pippa will do. [read...]
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Queen’s Christmas message to be replaced with round-robin letter
‘One wishes William and Kate every happiness for the future, but William is his father’s son so we were sure to set up a cast-iron pre-nuptial agreement – and Philip has a contact he can call if ever things get out of hand.’ [read...]
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Millions of Romanians, Bulgarians preparing to ‘avoid UK like the plague’
Fears of a huge influx of immigrants from Romania and Bulgaria have given way to indignation after a poll showed workers from the two countries are preparing to ‘avoid Britain like the plague’, [read...]
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Ming the Merciless Royal Wedding invite cancelled after human rights criticism
The Supreme Emperor of the Planet Mongo has said he will not attend Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding because of local unrest on his planet. [read...]