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Middletons commandeer Cliff Richard’s Wimbledon seats

forty love, if you're quickAcrimony has broken out at this year’s Wimbledon championship after the celebrity seats usually reserved for tennis-loving minstrel Sir Cliff Richard were commandeered by desperate officials in order to accommodate the Middleton family.

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Posted: Jul 5th, 2012
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Duchess of Cambridge shames austerity Britain by wearing frock for second time

‘It’s a royal lesson in how to make do in hard times,’ said royals watcher Desmond Burke of the Duchess’s decision to re-use the £1,200 dress.

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Posted: May 31st, 2012
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Kate Middleton signs for ‘Disney Princesses’

She now joins Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel and that Red Indian one that wasn’t really a princess but what the hey.

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Posted: May 16th, 2012
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‘Homeopathic royals cannot become King’ shock

Royals who embrace homeopathy cannot become King constitutional lawyers have discovered in a shock finding. ‘It has long been believed that only Catholics couldn’t become King,’ royal historian Dr David Starkey explained. ‘But lawyers have now unearthed an ancient statute that excludes homeopathic royals from becoming monarch.’

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Posted: Mar 12th, 2012
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Pippa Middleton and Prince Harry ‘at it like rabbits’

Foxy Pippa, 28, is thought to have eaten some carrots during a visit to Sweden, while the dashing young Harry was in the Bahamas learning to crap in neat piles.

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Posted: Mar 10th, 2012
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