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Royal baby; Dad now giving too much information

It's a struggle-wuggle-wuggle, yesh it isss...Prince William proudly showed off his son to reporters again this morning, adding that he had watched the baby having his nappy changed and quipped that the young lad ‘certainly has a very healthy and active digestive system!’

Assembled journalists laughed at the nappy-changing reference, and reported that it showed that the second in line to the throne was just like any other new dad, getting to grips with being a father and adjusting to the very earthy nature of birth and babies.

‘Yes, this morning was a real hummer!’ the Prince added, wafting his hand in front of his nose. More laughter followed before the prince continued in more detail about his new son and the future George VII.

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Posted: Aug 19th, 2013
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Kate ‘Kate Kate’

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“Kate Kate Kate,” Kate Kate Kate, Kate Kate, Kate Kate.

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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2013
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Cambridge Commemorative Baby Souvenirs – Feature

includes 'Milk it!' range of baby bottles
Look out for those royal umbilical snip clamps.

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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2013
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William rules out ‘Vindaloo and shag’ option for inducing future monarch

The Gynaecologist Royal Dr Sir Mark Smedhurst was rebuffed today after suggesting the time honoured solution of a blistering hot curry and a vigorous seeing to as a way of hastening much-awaited events in the Royal Household.

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Posted: Jul 18th, 2013
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Royal baby to be delivered by hereditary obstetrician

The Royal Family is reported to be delighted on learning that the post of obstetrician at St Mary’s Hospital is an ancient title passed down through the male line since the Middle Ages. ‘It feels so appropriate,’ said a Palace spokesman, gritting his teeth.

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Posted: Jul 16th, 2013
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