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Queen leads Windsor Uncut attack on Fortnum and Mason

Royal grocer Fortnum and Mason was yesterday hit by an occupation by the Windsor branch of UK Uncut.

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Posted: Mar 2nd, 2012
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UK braced for another sixty years of royal good deeds

The UK is faced with sixty years of the Duchess of Cambridge performing good deeds warn royal watchers.
On her third good deed engagement in a fortnight visiting a therapeutic art school in Oxford, the Duchess this week signalled her intention of spending the next sixty years walking along rows of admirers interrogating them about their dreadful mundane lives.

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Posted: Feb 22nd, 2012
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Nation enthralled as Kate does thing

apparently she's married to thingummy whatsitWearing a stunning double crepe wool coat in sumptuous chestnut brown, Catherine visited Liverpool or somewhere and saw some children who were probably sick or something like that.

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Posted: Feb 15th, 2012
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Queen’s Christmas message to be replaced with round-robin letter

‘One wishes William and Kate every happiness for the future, but William is his father’s son so we were sure to set up a cast-iron pre-nuptial agreement – and Philip has a contact he can call if ever things get out of hand.’

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Posted: Dec 3rd, 2011
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Duchess of Cambridge: ‘Thanks for the rules change, but we probably won’t be having kids’

Commonwealth leaders were said to be ‘disgruntled’ after Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge admitted that she and Prince William ‘aren’t really the parenty type, to be honest.’

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Posted: Oct 31st, 2011
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