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Future Sovereign Wealth Fund to create ‘world-beating Royal Baby Experts’

George Osborne today confirmed the launch of the UK’s first Future Sovereign Wealth Fund, tasked with ‘creating and sustaining a world-class Royal Baby Expert Industry for at least the next 21 bloody years’.

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Posted: Dec 10th, 2012
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Royal pair add another date to world tour

Kate Middleton’s breasts are continuing their successful world tour of media publications by adding more countries to their already packed schedule.

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Posted: Sep 21st, 2012
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Advertisement Feature: Get your commemorative pair of ‘Invasion of Privacy’ Royal jugs

Well crafted, solid, but smaller than you might think, these jugs come decorated in the finest silver and gold to celebrate a fine pair of Jubilees.

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Posted: Sep 15th, 2012
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Royal family admits, ‘We’ve been nudists for decades’

After years of rumour and intrigue culminating in recent press publicity, the Royal Family has decided to make a clean breast of it and admit that they have been practising naturists for decades.

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Posted: Sep 15th, 2012
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Violent protests outside French Embassies after Middleton pictures published

The French Embassy in South Kensington was in flames last night after being overrun by English protesters unhappy with the treatment of Kate Middleton, a public figure venerated locally as a saint.

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Posted: Sep 14th, 2012
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