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PM unveils curbs on ‘exploitative, degrading, irritating’ Royal baby coverage

determined to shut down access to baby pornEvery household in the UK is to have endless, vacuous reporting of the birth and infancy of the Royal baby blocked by their internet provider unless they choose to receive it, David Cameron has announced.

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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2013
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William rules out ‘Vindaloo and shag’ option for inducing future monarch

The Gynaecologist Royal Dr Sir Mark Smedhurst was rebuffed today after suggesting the time honoured solution of a blistering hot curry and a vigorous seeing to as a way of hastening much-awaited events in the Royal Household.

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Posted: Jul 18th, 2013
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Royal baby to be delivered by hereditary obstetrician

The Royal Family is reported to be delighted on learning that the post of obstetrician at St Mary’s Hospital is an ancient title passed down through the male line since the Middle Ages. ‘It feels so appropriate,’ said a Palace spokesman, gritting his teeth.

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Posted: Jul 16th, 2013
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Fears that Royal baby may be victim of ‘accident of birth’

it's getting the silver spoon out intact that's going to be the tricky bitSources close to the royal family say there is widespread fear that the yet-to-be-born next-monarch-but-two might suffer from ‘accident of birth’ syndrome.

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Posted: Jul 14th, 2013
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Millions of Romanians, Bulgarians preparing to ‘avoid UK like the plague’

too much effort to fix itFears of a huge influx of immigrants from Romania and Bulgaria have given way to indignation after a poll showed workers from the two countries are preparing to ‘avoid Britain like the plague’, when movement restrictions are eased later this year.

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Posted: Apr 22nd, 2013
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