The BBC has scored a ratings hit this Christmas with a special edition of Celebrity Total Wipeout in which all 12 C-listers failed to stay the course and were stretchered off the show in coffins. [read...]
Katie Price, owner of the celebrity world’s busiest vagina, has announced plans for an additional vagina to help cope with the demand on her existing front bottom. Vagina2, as it will be known, will be situated to the north of vagina1 and is expected to serve up to half a million passengers a year, [read...]
The piece, titled ‘Jordan mon amour’, had spent the last four years in a private collector’s bedroom after he had bought the artwork for £3 at a boot fair in June 2009. [read...]
‘We emailed her management – we got no answer. We rang the X-Factor office – they just sniggered,’ said the teen’s grieving dad, Brian. [read...]
‘It will be impossible to be a racist if everyone is the same colour purple. Our public information campaign will be fronted by John Terry, Luis Suarez and Diane Abbott.’ [read...]
