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Art world shocked as new Peter Andre painting identified
The piece, titled ‘Jordan mon amour’, had spent the last four years in a private collector’s bedroom after he had bought the artwork for £3 at a boot fair in June 2009. [read...]
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British population to be dyed purple in fight against racism
‘It will be impossible to be a racist if everyone is the same colour purple. Our public information campaign will be fronted by John Terry, Luis Suarez and Diane Abbott.’ [read...]
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Confused man not sure if Katie Price is ‘for or against’ abuse
Speaking on ITV’s ‘Loose Women’, the glamour model seemed to suggest that her choice of profession was heavily influenced by an abusive past and not the result of one ‘really inappropriate’ career’s day at school. [read...]
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Argentina rejects British claims to Isle of Wight
As sabre-rattling from Britain’s brutal right-wing Brexista dictatorship raises fears of renewed conflict, Argentina’s president Mauricio Macri has refused to negotiate away the sovereignty of the Isle of Wight. The two countries fought a brief war over the windswept island 35 years ago, [read...]
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12 dead in festive edition of Celebrity Total Wipeout – Extreme!
The BBC has scored a ratings hit this Christmas with a special edition of Celebrity Total Wipeout in which all 12 C-listers failed to stay the course and were stretchered off the show in coffins. [read...]