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Katie Price to open second vagina

Katie Price, owner of the celebrity world’s busiest vagina, has announced plans for an additional vagina to help cope with the demand on her existing front bottom. Vagina2, as it will be known, will be situated to the north of vagina1 and is expected to serve up to half a million passengers a year, almost double that of vagina1.

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Posted: Oct 20th, 2014
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Art world shocked as new Peter Andre painting identified

there are limits to airbrushingThe piece, titled ‘Jordan mon amour’, had spent the last four years in a private collector’s bedroom after he had bought the artwork for £3 at a boot fair in June 2009.

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Posted: Sep 10th, 2013
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Cheryl Cole branded ‘heartless’ after refusing to give terminally ill teen a hand job

‘We emailed her management – we got no answer. We rang the X-Factor office – they just sniggered,’ said the teen’s grieving dad, Brian.

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Posted: May 29th, 2012
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British population to be dyed purple in fight against racism

equality for everyone, but Green Party raising objections‘It will be impossible to be a racist if everyone is the same colour purple. Our public information campaign will be fronted by John Terry, Luis Suarez and Diane Abbott.’

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Posted: Jan 15th, 2012
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Charity appeal launched to save Jordan’s exes

A new charitable foundation is appealing to Britons to give generously for research into a potentially life-threatening condition that affects everyone who has ever had sex with Katie Price.

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Posted: Mar 17th, 2011
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