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Celebrities endorse the Photoshop diet

The latest diet craze to be endorsed by hundreds of celebrities is the Photoshop diet, in which hi-tech software is used to make images of the celebrity look like they are up to 100 pounds lighter than in reality.

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Posted: Dec 30th, 2011
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Computer programmer’s shame on confessing to never having seen ‘The Matrix’

The IT world was plunged into bitter recrimination last night after computer programmer James Renfield finally admitted that despite working in the industry for many years, he had actually never watched ‘The Matrix’ movie.

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Posted: Aug 30th, 2011
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Palin tour bus has bomb on board that will explode if she travels below 50mph

keeps veering to the rightIt is thought the bomb was planted by a crazed Dennis Hopper fan, or by Keanu Reeves in a desperate bid to find work.

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Posted: Jun 1st, 2011
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Keanu Reeves’ next movie to feature ‘acting double’

Excellent!Hollywood producers confirmed today that Keanu Reeves’ next blockbuster will be the first to feature a specialist who will stand in for the A-lister in sequences deemed too ambitious for an actor of his talent. Universal Pictures has reassured fans that the star will perform his usual repertoire of running, fighting and monosyllabic grunts, but with a lookalike being brought in for scenes requiring his character to display emotion or intellectual depth.

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Posted: May 27th, 2010
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George Clooney ‘put out to stud’

Having concluded that ‘no performance could surpass Ocean’s 13’ Hollywood studio executives announced that George Clooney was to step aside from leading man roles, and be retired to a stud farm in Wyoming.

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Posted: Mar 26th, 2009
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