Westminster - New pictures have emerged after the prime minister’s new haircut today. Coming in at a cost of £9 to the UK taxpayer, the price tag has been met with anger by many. Twitter user Mark Summers wrote: “I work hard all year and seeing the Government spend so little of my tax money on Boris… [read...]
The Independent newspaper has published an interview with the actress Maxine Peake, which has so outraged the Leader of the Labour Party, that he has sacked someone who had nothing to do with it. In a principled stance, [read...]
Sinister donkey-befriending Labour leader ‘Sir’ Keir Starmer has been criticised for ‘unparliamentary behaviour’ after allegedly using facts to confuse Boris Johnson. The Labour leader is also accused of listening to the Prime Minister’s responses and waiting to collect his thoughts before using something called reason. [read...]
‘I would immediately ban Free Parking except for electric cars.’ [read...]
The Labour Party has decided its Brexit policy is now to leave the EU ‘more or less’ – but mostly less. ‘We are committed to respecting the spirit of the Brexit referendum which we have determined was pretty half-hearted,’ said Shadow Brexit Secretary Sir Keir Starmer. [read...]
