Sinister donkey-befriending Labour leader ‘Sir’ Keir Starmer has been criticised for ‘unparliamentary behaviour’ after allegedly using facts to confuse Boris Johnson. The Labour leader is also accused of listening to the Prime Minister’s responses and waiting to collect his thoughts before using something called reason. [read...]
‘I would immediately ban Free Parking except for electric cars.’ [read...]
The Labour Party has decided its Brexit policy is now to leave the EU ‘more or less’ – but mostly less. ‘We are committed to respecting the spirit of the Brexit referendum which we have determined was pretty half-hearted,’ said Shadow Brexit Secretary Sir Keir Starmer. [read...]
Vicky Pryce, the former wife of Liberal Democrat politician Chris Huhne, has today tendered her resignation from the Cabinet and the position of Energy Secretary, a role everyone had thought that her ex-husband had been performing. [read...]
