True to form, the British Government has announced a roll out of apathy and incompetence throughout the land. By the end of March they expect to have achieved 100% inoculation against actually caring, about what the hell is going on. [read...]
Dover locals have expressed outrage that, due to numerous administrative errors, local resident Makimba Moses has received the first new blue-ish Brexit, while awaiting deportation for being an illegal immigrant. Moses, who has already received £250,000 from the Windrush scandal and £30,000 from the Grenfell Tower fund, [read...]
Chris Grayling: My resolution is- hullo? Hullo? Can anyone hear me? I think one of us is on mute. Maybe me. Let me try this butto-
Nigel Farage: Don’t you worry, I resolve to continue harrying our lily-livered so-called politicians until we free our splendid nation from the thrall of our Eurocratic Overlords. [read...]
Prime Minister, serial rogerer and bottle blonde, Boris Johnson has courted controversy once more by naming H from Steps as his new chief of staff. H, whose real name is Ian something or other, had a successful career in the millennial pop band, [read...]
Westminster - New pictures have emerged after the prime minister’s new haircut today. Coming in at a cost of £9 to the UK taxpayer, the price tag has been met with anger by many. Twitter user Mark Summers wrote: “I work hard all year and seeing the Government spend so little of my tax money on Boris… [read...]
