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Lung cancer still looks ‘way cool’, say scientists

exclusive club, but always open to new membersScientists and ‘guys with leather jackets’ have hailed the number of smokers across the world reaching the one billion mark as a ringing endorsement of nicotine, pulmonary disease, Dot Cotton and everyone who has appeared in a French film ever.

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Posted: Jan 15th, 2014
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Ancient rock band discovered under sofa

A middle aged Carshalton couple had the surprise of their lives yesterday when they discovered one of the lost wonders of the ancient world under their sofa: a legendary troupe of early musicians known as the Rolling Stones.

Sharon Sanders, 47, said early reports that a medieval shaft had been discovered were inaccurate. ‘It was only the singer trying to draw attention to his manhood,’ she explained.

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Posted: Aug 31st, 2012
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Attempt to scale face of Keith Richards abandoned

you can't say they never triedIt was announced last night that the British expedition to climb the face of Keith Richards, the veteran Rolling Stones guitarist, has been abandoned following the loss of a climber in a deep crevasse. The crack climbing team had been assembled from the very best that British celebrity scaling can offer.

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Posted: Jan 5th, 2011
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Grim Reaper realises he was meant to collect Keith Richards ‘ages ago’

Richards was permitted to carry on living for thirty years longer than he was supposed to.

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Posted: May 27th, 2008
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