Michael Jeffries, an unemployed man from Manchester, is today due to complete 200 hours of community service in order that he can punch his neighbour in the face next week.
Posted: Oct 22nd, 2011
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Justice Secretary Ken Clarke has said that knifing a robber in the vitals will no longer be a criminal offence under the law of self-defence in England.
Posted: Jun 29th, 2011
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Justice Secretary Ken Clarke has announced that plans to reduce prison sentences by up to 50% will be abandoned in favour of a new system of HMP Nectar points.
Posted: Jun 9th, 2011
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Support groups for ignorant fat slobs have reacted with outrage at the recent attack on a completely innocent Member of Parliament, Ken Clark, 70.
Posted: May 20th, 2011
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Justice Secretary Ken Clarke has refused to apologise for being a Conservative but has accepted that some of his political affiliations may have been ill-judged and has vowed to choose his policies more carefully in future.
Posted: May 19th, 2011
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