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Ken Clarke to introduce Nectar points for criminals pleading guilty

Justice Secretary absolutely sure this will workJustice Secretary Ken Clarke has announced that plans to reduce prison sentences by up to 50% will be abandoned in favour of a new system of HMP Nectar points.

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Posted: Jun 9th, 2011
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‘Slob walk’ protesters march in support of Ken Clarke

lardy protesters chanted 'leave Ken alone'Support groups for ignorant fat slobs have reacted with outrage at the recent attack on a completely innocent Member of Parliament, Ken Clark, 70.

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Posted: May 20th, 2011
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Ken Clarke refuses to apologise for being a Conservative

Justice Secretary Ken Clarke has refused to apologise for being a Conservative but has accepted that some of his political affiliations may have been ill-judged and has vowed to choose his policies more carefully in future.

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Posted: May 19th, 2011
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Criminals to be issued with flat pack prisons

Justice Secretary to lock 'em up and throw away the Allen key‘Every prisoner will be told to stay at home and assemble their own cell.’

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Posted: Jul 12th, 2010
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Cameron bans ideas from coalition Cabinet

The new prime minister, David Cameron, has banned his coalition ministers from bringing ideas with them into Cabinet, in an effort to prevent discussions being constantly interrupted by the bleating of independent thought, strong opinions or clear judgement.

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Posted: May 14th, 2010
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