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Livingstone reveals ‘turning down CBE was my greatest honour’

Wondering why Boris didn't get offered one for services to marriageFormer politician Ken Livingstone has announced with quiet dignity on national radio that he ‘jumped at the chance’ to turn down a CBE.

Livingstone explained that he didn’t think politicians should be eligible for the honour, but at the same time wanted as many people as possible to know that he’d been offered one.

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Posted: Dec 29th, 2012
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Human traffickers to face congestion charge

Human Trafficking
‘Whatever else you might think of them, human traffickers at least have a green approach to transport,’ said David Pugh of PlanetWatch UK. ‘When we are trying to encourage commuters to share a car, Ken Livingstone comes along and attacks people who are managing to cram twenty or thirty people into one small vehicle.’

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Posted: Oct 19th, 2012
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Police shun new wind-up taser

A spokesman for the Police Federation has called for the immediate withdrawal of the recently introduced Clockwork Taser.

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Posted: May 20th, 2012
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Londoners elect Boris Johnson as President of France

actually, it's 'le' wiff-waff‘Of all the candidates running for Mayor of London, in my view Boris was far and away the best choice to become President of a different country altogether,’ said Barry De Souza, a voter from Hackney.

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Posted: May 2nd, 2012
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Two candidates put down in race to become Mayor of London

Two well known politicians have died after falling at a major hurdle in the race to become Mayor of London. Conservative Skye Terrier Boris Johnson, and balding Labour bulldog, Ken Livingstone, were both put down after vets agreed it was the only humane course of action.

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Posted: Apr 15th, 2012
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