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Police shun new wind-up taser

A spokesman for the Police Federation has called for the immediate withdrawal of the recently introduced Clockwork Taser.

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Posted: May 20th, 2012
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Londoners elect Boris Johnson as President of France

actually, it's 'le' wiff-waff‘Of all the candidates running for Mayor of London, in my view Boris was far and away the best choice to become President of a different country altogether,’ said Barry De Souza, a voter from Hackney.

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Posted: May 2nd, 2012
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Two candidates put down in race to become Mayor of London

Two well known politicians have died after falling at a major hurdle in the race to become Mayor of London. Conservative Skye Terrier Boris Johnson, and balding Labour bulldog, Ken Livingstone, were both put down after vets agreed it was the only humane course of action.

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Posted: Apr 15th, 2012
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Clarkson uses supercar to travel back to time before Political Correctness

'Nothing to complain about in the fifties. Until now.'‘Fortunately I’ve arrived in a time when they didn’t need a bunch of health and safety Commissars.’

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Posted: Jan 20th, 2010
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Human traffickers to face congestion charge

Human Trafficking
‘Whatever else you might think of them, human traffickers at least have a green approach to transport,’ said David Pugh of PlanetWatch UK. ‘When we are trying to encourage commuters to share a car, Ken Livingstone comes along and attacks people who are managing to cram twenty or thirty people into one small vehicle.’

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Posted: Oct 26th, 2006
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