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Kennel Club defies critics by endorsing dog with two cocks

In an apparent snub to critics who claim pedigree dogs are inbred, mutated and miserable, the Kennel Club has released a ‘breed standard’ for a dog with two cocks.

‘Just look at his little face, you can see how happy he is’, insisted Alice Higgins, an expert on double-barrelled gun dogs. ‘I just wish I could think of a suitable idiom to describe his elation.’

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Posted: Jul 27th, 2012
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Dog walking to feature as demonstration sport at London Olympics

Events which will feature in the trial include the 1500m Hurried Early Morning Stroll, the Poo Retrieval Unclean Jerk and the 100m Arse Wipe Across the Hall Carpet.

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Posted: Jul 25th, 2012
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