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Crimeans demand right to be mercilessly crushed

‘We’re overwhelmed,’ said a KGB agent in Sevastopol. ‘Once word gets round, you’re inundated with people requesting you to detain them without charge or falsify evidence against them.’

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Posted: Mar 12th, 2014
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Basque separatist group ETA cease operations having failed to gain ‘initial-only recognition’

‘Why couldn’t you once just say ‘ETA’?’ asked Basque separatist group ETA leader Garikoitz Aspiazu Rubina, in an emotional plea to the world’s media to afford them the same status as the IRA, the KGB and JLS, all referred to by their three letter acronyms without any explanation.

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Posted: Oct 22nd, 2011
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Vladimir Putin launches winter knitwear collection

Exclusively designed by the former President to be ‘warm, manly and timelessly appealing’.

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Posted: Jan 2nd, 2009
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