Plans to educate school children in the basic principles of politics have been widely condemned by someone standing at a bus stop. It is believed the critics’ boyfriend may also have posted something on a social media forum. [read...]
Darren Peacock, 28, today announced his intention to give the coalition government a bit of breathing space by giving them a benefit holiday while he is on ‘an 18-month business trip’. [read...]
For five generations – nearly 70 years – proud Liverpudlians have handed the trade down from father to son. But soon the cheeky yet menacing call of ‘Can I look after yer car, Mister?’ that has been so familar to visiting motorists could be no more, [read...]
In response to the dramatic decision by the government to alter the mood of millions of kids by forcing manufacturers to reduce sugar in soft drinks, Education Minister Damian Hinds is allowing authorities to permit ‘the carrying and gnawing of emotional support sugar canes and sugar beet on school premises.’ Being vegetables, [read...]
In the latest bid to tackle soaring unemployment figures, the government has today announced the reclassification of motherhood as full-time employment. [read...]
