Axis of Evil to strengthen squad in January transfer window
‘They’ve lost the backbone of their team through assassinations and deaths’
Posted: Dec 5th, 2012
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Study: Majority of despots take their own sandwiches into work
‘Hitler was well known for arriving for work at the Führerbunker carrying a cheese and pickle sandwich in a paper bag. Of course he only ate white bread.’
Posted: Sep 7th, 2012
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‘It’s Dear Diana all over again’ say North Koreans at Jong-il’s funeral
The outbursts of emotional distress at the funeral of leader Kim Jong-il have not been witnessed on the streets of Pyongyang since news of the tragic death of Diana, Princess of Wales, reached North Korea fourteen years ago.
Posted: Dec 29th, 2011
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He was… The People’s Dictator of all Our Hearts, Blair to tell Korean mourners
Tony Blair has landed a prestigious speaking engagement in North Korea, where he’s been asked to warm up the crowd at the funeral of Kim Jong il.
Posted: Dec 22nd, 2011
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Christmas cancelled as Kim Jong-Il is revealed as the real Santa Claus
The reason behind North Korea’s legendary paranoia was revealed as Kim Jong-Il died this week and Christmas across the world had to be cancelled at short notice. ‘Father Christmas is dead, we are nothing and our labours in his many toy factories have been pointless.’ Wept Kim News-Reader as she spoke to the nation.
Posted: Dec 20th, 2011
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