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‘Couple of pints’ with Kim Jong-il ends badly for local bell-end

best not to mention the Coen brothersWhat started as a friendly drink with the North Korean dictator turned ugly over a disagreement about films.

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Posted: Jan 29th, 2011
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Car parking issues at UN building cause of most international disputes

UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon has today announced radical plans to tackle global conflict by building a new improved car-park at the UN Headquarters in New York.

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Posted: Jan 17th, 2011
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North Korea in crisis as Kim Jong-un plans surprise gap year

The reclusive heir told his father that presiding over a brutal regime in which Marxist doctrine is enforced to the letter was some ‘heavy shit’ and that he planned to ‘chill for a bit and like, find myself’.

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Posted: Sep 30th, 2010
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North Korea to plant giant Leylandii across 38th Parallel

North Korean investment in ladders 'soaring'‘The Dear Leader has had it up to here with his neighbours,’

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Posted: Jun 11th, 2010
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North Korea to deny it has a South

United Nations officials wrote to the North Korean government demanding an explanation for the attack only to be told ‘South? What South?’

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Posted: May 29th, 2010
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