North Korea erects missile defence net
The state-of-the-art defence system is fashioned from baling twine, along with copper strands from the regime’s long-disused power cables.
Posted: Apr 16th, 2013
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Kim Jong-un single-handedly saves planet from rogue asteroid
The reason for North Korea’s nuclear test earlier this week became clear today as state television in Pyongyang announced that Dear Leader Kim Jong-un had personally used the weapons to deflect an asteroid which, contrary to vicious Western propaganda, would otherwise have hit the Earth.
Posted: Feb 16th, 2013
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Axis of Evil to strengthen squad in January transfer window
‘They’ve lost the backbone of their team through assassinations and deaths’
Posted: Dec 5th, 2012
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He was… The People’s Dictator of all Our Hearts, Blair to tell Korean mourners
Tony Blair has landed a prestigious speaking engagement in North Korea, where he’s been asked to warm up the crowd at the funeral of Kim Jong il.
Posted: Dec 22nd, 2011
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Christmas cancelled as Kim Jong-Il is revealed as the real Santa Claus
The reason behind North Korea’s legendary paranoia was revealed as Kim Jong-Il died this week and Christmas across the world had to be cancelled at short notice. ‘Father Christmas is dead, we are nothing and our labours in his many toy factories have been pointless.’ Wept Kim News-Reader as she spoke to the nation.
Posted: Dec 20th, 2011
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