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North Korea erects missile defence net

The state-of-the-art defence system is fashioned from baling twine, along with copper strands from the regime’s long-disused power cables.

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2013
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He was… The People’s Dictator of all Our Hearts, Blair to tell Korean mourners

Tony Blair has landed a prestigious speaking engagement in North Korea, where he’s been asked to warm up the crowd at the funeral of Kim Jong il.

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Posted: Dec 22nd, 2011
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Axis of Evil to strengthen squad in January transfer window

strong attack, but no defence whatsoever‘They’ve lost the backbone of their team through assassinations and deaths’

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Posted: Dec 21st, 2011
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Christmas cancelled as Kim Jong-Il is revealed as the real Santa Claus

The reason behind North Korea’s legendary paranoia was revealed as Kim Jong-Il died this week and Christmas across the world had to be cancelled at short notice. ‘Father Christmas is dead, we are nothing and our labours in his many toy factories have been pointless.’ Wept Kim News-Reader as she spoke to the nation.

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Posted: Dec 20th, 2011
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‘Couple of pints’ with Kim Jong-il ends badly for local bell-end

best not to mention the Coen brothersWhat started as a friendly drink with the North Korean dictator turned ugly over a disagreement about films.

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Posted: Jan 29th, 2011
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