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Rosetta sets sights on Kim Kardashian in next daring mission

The European Space Agency has confirmed plans to extend its successful comet mission by rerouting Rosetta to the rear end of MTV star and socialite, Kim Kardashian.

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Posted: Nov 16th, 2014
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Kim Kardashian cycle rack ‘huge success’ with teenage boys

Teenage boys will soon need little encouragement to get on their bikes with the introduction of a range of new cycle racks for schools.

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Posted: Nov 15th, 2014
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Public warned not to download naked photos of Steven Seagal

it'll ruin your dayFear has gripped online users who may have, in a furtive attempt to view intimate erotica of Jennifer Lawrence ‘before their family comes home’, inadvertently downloaded explicit images of Hollywood’s favourite martial arts veteran, ironic Buddhist and poster-boy for Cuprinol®. Although a sprightly 62, most teenage boys or frustrated husbands would admit that Mr. Segal’s squinty-eyed leer is not quite the same as a gyrating Kim Kardashian.

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Posted: Sep 2nd, 2014
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Congress warned – all the ‘cool war names’ will be taken

President Obama has cautioned that further delays on Syrian intervention will seriously restrict the Pentagon’s choice of ‘military monikers’. Unscrupulous ‘patent trolls’ have already reserved the names and web addresses for ‘Operation: Syria Slap Down’, ‘Operation: Nothing better to do’ and the preferred ‘Operation: Recover the weapons we sold them’.

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Posted: Sep 3rd, 2013
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