Only months after assuming leadership of the Labour Party, Sir Kier Starmer is to stand down to spend more time with his family on Tracy Island. His agent has confirmed he is in talks with Supermarionation to play the part of Lady Penelope, [read...]
NewsBiscuit Retrospective 2020 You may be pleased to see the back of 2020, but before you see it disappearing away in your metaphorical rear-view mirror, Newsbiscuit have carefully curated – er…is there any other kind of curating? [read...]
After four long years as head of his party, beleaguered Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn has finally had enough of being piggy in the middle to Conservative oiks, who only throw the key to Number 10 to each other, [read...]
In a landmark ruling, Mr Justice Hickinbottom has said that no self respecting voter should be coerced into supporting Owen Smith – ‘even if, his was the only name on the ballot’. Previously Labour’s NEC had insisted that Mr. [read...]
Labour leadership candidate Jeremy Corbyn has announced his intention to leave his signature biscuit-coloured garb in the wardrobe and dress more colourfully for the remainder of the campaign. [read...]
