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World hails Ed Miliband for averting military intervention in Syria

Miliband of the yearLabour leader Ed Miliband has admitted he struggled to hold back tears at the TUC conference this week as the nations of the world joined together to crown him the greatest politician of his generation.

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Posted: Sep 12th, 2013
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Labour has detailed policies on Water Voles, claims Miliband

‘Ed has thought through the implications of the decline in the Water Vole population and has a very clear and detailed policy to put before voters.’

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Posted: Sep 9th, 2013
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GMB refuses to fund Shadow Cabinet’s ‘mid-life crisis’

Explaining their decision to cut its Labour donation from £1.2m to £150,000, a spokesman for the GMB said: ‘Our members are no longer willing to subsidise bass guitar lessons, the constant Googling of fetish clothing and an £84 a day ‘weed habit’ and 300,000 annual porn hits.’

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Posted: Sep 5th, 2013
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Ed Miliband promises a cap on life expectancy

In an increasingly desperate attempt to prove his credibility with right wing voters, Ed Miliband has promised to limit the lengths that people will go to avoid death.

Buoyed by the recent projected cancer rates, Miliband is convinced that Labour can improve upon the Coalition’s track record of making people ill.

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Posted: Jun 8th, 2013
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Unite Leader condemns Labour conference for ‘lack of opening ceremony’

As Labour’s annual party conference gets underway, Unite leader Len McCluskey has publicly criticised the lack of opening ceremony. As one of the party’s largest donors, he believes some of that money could have been spent on a few of their members jumping on NHS beds, building factories in the main hall, or coming into the hall waving their unions’ flags.

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Posted: Oct 3rd, 2012
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