‘They won’t take me alive this time’ promises Labour Conference heckler
Brian Webbings, a Labour Party Conference delegate who was famously manhandled out of the auditorium in 2005 for heckling Jack Straw, has vowed to make a firmer stance this time around.
Posted: Sep 28th, 2009
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