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Election decided on penalties

Back of the net!  If that's OK with you, Nick?Five spot kicks each were allowed (with only two for the Liberals).  

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2015
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Ex-Prime Minister Gordon Brown sells at Dundee car boot sale for £1.50

‘The Gordon has been moping around the house for too long’

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Posted: Apr 8th, 2015
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Chimp develops class consciousness

‘blames Margaret Thatcher for almost everything’

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Posted: Apr 3rd, 2015
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Comrade Miliband denies lurch to the left

beer and sandwiches, anyone?The Labour Party will not lurch to the left under my leadership, insisted Ed Miliband, as he announced a five year plan to increase coal and steel production.

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Posted: Sep 26th, 2014
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Cameron and Clegg to form ‘sorry duet’

Agents for David Cameron and Nick Clegg have announced today that the talented pair of apologists will form a ‘duet’ to delight their fans with harmonised atonements and excuses. The pair are tipped to top the charts with such classics as, ‘Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word’, ‘Careless Whispers’ and ‘A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You’ by the Monkees.

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Posted: Jun 26th, 2014
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