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Labour explains ‘tablet of stone’ plans for the Dawn of Miliband

'Jesus Christ - Moses didn't have the piss taken out of him!'Ed Miliband unveiled an eight foot stone slab, carved with all six of Ed’s Ten Commandments.

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Posted: May 3rd, 2015
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Election to be settled by penalty shoot-out

FIFA are currently insisting the election be moved to the Middle East and be held on Christmas Day.

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Posted: Apr 27th, 2015
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Election decided on penalties

Back of the net!  If that's OK with you, Nick?Five spot kicks each were allowed (with only two for the Liberals).  

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2015
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Ex-Prime Minister Gordon Brown sells at Dundee car boot sale for £1.50

‘The Gordon has been moping around the house for too long’

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Posted: Apr 8th, 2015
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Chimp develops class consciousness

‘blames Margaret Thatcher for almost everything’

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Posted: Apr 3rd, 2015
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