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Ex-Prime Minister Gordon Brown sells at Dundee car boot sale for £1.50

‘The Gordon has been moping around the house for too long’

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Posted: Apr 8th, 2015
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Chimp develops class consciousness

‘blames Margaret Thatcher for almost everything’

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Posted: Apr 3rd, 2015
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Comrade Miliband denies lurch to the left

beer and sandwiches, anyone?The Labour Party will not lurch to the left under my leadership, insisted Ed Miliband, as he announced a five year plan to increase coal and steel production.

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Posted: Sep 26th, 2014
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Cameron and Clegg to form ‘sorry duet’

Agents for David Cameron and Nick Clegg have announced today that the talented pair of apologists will form a ‘duet’ to delight their fans with harmonised atonements and excuses. The pair are tipped to top the charts with such classics as, ‘Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word’, ‘Careless Whispers’ and ‘A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You’ by the Monkees.

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Posted: Jun 26th, 2014
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Political parties given go ahead for new Subliminal Election Broadcasts

public currently still thinking for themselvesFrom next year, the traditional Party Election Broadcast will be replaced by a blipvert that operates below the threshold of human conscious perception. ‘The old party political broadcasts suffered from a terrible flaw,’ explained Tory party strategist Lynton Crosby. ‘As soon as anyone realised they were watching one, they immediately switched over.’

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Posted: May 6th, 2014
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