‘Too often radical thinkers such as myself are left with no choice but to hide in lofts or wander the diaspora, concealing their true identity for fear of how the majority will treat them,’ he said. [read...]
Jeremy Corbyn has admitted that he’s nominated Simon Danczuk as Labour leader to ‘expand the range of the debate within the party, although I don’t believe he could ever win an election.’ [read...]
After spending the last three months in the wilderness of Nepal, Ed Miliband has returned and announced, at a packed press conference, that he now has full mastery of 100% of his mind and the ability to control remote objects by thought alone. [read...]
Ed Corbyn, younger brother of the new Labour leader Jeremy, has told reporters he is ‘sitting by the phone’ in case anything untoward befalls his elder sibling. [read...]
The new Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn came under fresh pressure this week as it was revealed that at no point during his student years did he take part in the normal student high-jinks that do so much to endear modern politicians to the British electorate. [read...]
