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Ed Balls must wear Hannibal Lecter mask at all times, says Miliband

'chomping at the bit' in his new roleThe Shadow Chancellor is regarded as so dangerous that whenever he appears in public he must wear a face mask, straitjacket and be wheeled everywhere on a trolley.

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Posted: Jan 26th, 2011
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‘Being Shadow Chancellor interfered with my post round,’ claims Alan Johnson

Labour’s former Shadow Chancellor, Alan Johnson, yesterday stepped down from frontline politics to spend more time doing his post round.

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Posted: Jan 21st, 2011
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Gangs of ruthless Labour activists ‘grooming’ vulnerable Lib Dems

A leading charity has today warned that well-organised gangs of Labour activists have been grooming vulnerable Liberal Democrats in towns and cities across the country.

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Posted: Jan 19th, 2011
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Ed Miliband to communicate purely through medium of mime

answers for everything‘All the polls show that we do much better when Ed stays quiet,’ explained deputy leader Harriet Harman.

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Posted: Jan 8th, 2011
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Miliband threw vote, claims Pakistan cricket chief

‘Every time David Miliband said ‘I stand by my decision on Iraq’ or ‘We’ve much to be proud of from our time in government’, large amounts were staked on the other contestants.’

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Posted: Oct 4th, 2010
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