‘The establishment’s been brought down and no-one has the faintest idea what to do – I’ve nothing left to chant. To think I bought a bloody Guy Fawkes mask for nothing.’ [read...]
‘Like anyone labours nowadays! And not only do working people no longer labour, few people these days are proud of being a mere worker. It isn’t cool; it isn’t trendy and it isn’t aspirational. It just makes you sound like some kind of bee.’ [read...]
The British government was bracing itself for a national class action ahead of a ruling by the parliamentary ombudsman on a claim against the Staffordshire Labour party for door-to-door mis-selling. Taking the lead from successful claims of dishonestly sold pensions, [read...]
Following late night talks held at the Banana Splits Club in Soho, the anthropomorphic four declared their interest in running for the leadership position, currently held by Jeremy Corbyn. [read...]
‘Too often radical thinkers such as myself are left with no choice but to hide in lofts or wander the diaspora, concealing their true identity for fear of how the majority will treat them,’ he said. [read...]
