Labour leadership candidate Jeremy Corbyn has announced his intention to leave his signature biscuit-coloured garb in the wardrobe and dress more colourfully for the remainder of the campaign. [read...]
Science fiction and socialism fans alike, have been delighted to discover that in a hypothetical self-contained reality there exists an actual left-wing candidate. The Member of Parliament for Islington North has managed to secure enough nominations to get on the ballot, [read...]
The reshuffled shadow cabinet met for the first time today in their new surroundings of Mac’s 5-Star Breakfast and Burger café in Dagenham. [read...]
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Their mother said the best man had [triumphed/been utterly humiliated]. [read...]
The main political parties have condemned UKIP leader Nigel Farage’s decision to suspend a candidate he described as ‘stupid’, saying that his action sets a dangerous precedent, arguing that the inclusion of idiots as candidates across the political spectrum and throughout the nation has been a tradition for many years. [read...]
