Prime Minister, serial rogerer and bottle blonde, Boris Johnson has courted controversy once more by naming H from Steps as his new chief of staff. H, whose real name is Ian something or other, had a successful career in the millennial pop band, [read...]
Following his recent statement on free school meals, Nigel Farage has realised that he is actually to the Left of the current Government. He remains slightly to the Right of Hitler and Genghis Khan. Mr Farage has decided that he is, [read...]
Through a diet of Peter Mandelson and regular exercise – running from his socialist principles – Labour’s deputy leader has revealed he is clear of all leftist tendencies. A slim-line Mr. Watson told reporters never again would he succumb to starchy trade unions or refined nationalization [read...]
‘I voted against funding the NHS, free broadband and worker’s rights – instead, I appear to now be living in Cuba or an episode of The Good Life!’ [read...]
Candidates for the leadership of the Labour Party will forced to undergo a series of ordeals to test their socialist purity. They will dumped in a lake of media of lies, if they float they are a Blairite and if they sink, [read...]
