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Tory voter confused that he seems to have voted for socialism
‘I voted against funding the NHS, free broadband and worker’s rights – instead, I appear to now be living in Cuba or an episode of The Good Life!’ [read...]
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Labour Hustings to involve a ducking stool
Candidates for the leadership of the Labour Party will forced to undergo a series of ordeals to test their socialist purity. They will dumped in a lake of media of lies, if they float they are a Blairite and if they sink, [read...]
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Retiring Labour MPs exit with dignified pie fight
Hurling pies and furniture, the outgoing MPs struck a sombre yet refined tone, by repeatedly hitting the 2019 manifesto with sock, filled with manure. [read...]
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Labour Party ‘determined to find less popular leader’
Current front runners include Harvey Weinstien, Mr. Burns from The Simpsons, or the inventor of South West Train’s plastic milk sachet. [read...]
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Satirical website to be neutral on polling day
NewsBiscuit, a shadowy, secretive website which poses as an amusing source of satire but which is actually an energetic, investigative journalistic resource, passionately committed to always, consistently, telling the whole and absolute impartial truth about absolutely everything at all times and secretly relied on as an honest, [read...]