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Overwhelming success for ‘NoOverallControl’ Party
Following a huge surge in support for their party in local government elections, the NoOverallControl party is looking forward to similar success in the next general election. [read...]
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Theresa May blames everything on ‘the boogie’
Ahead of local elections, the Prime Minister insisted that her catalogue of errors was due ‘dirty rhythm’ and ‘funky fever’. Voters should not blame her predicament on the sunshine, the moonlight or the good times (in the early 80s) – they should blame Jeremy Corbyn and Damien Green’s inability to delete his search history. [read...]
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Former Labour Leader wins Right to be Forgotten case
A former Labour Party leader has won a High Court injunction for the “right to be forgotten” against internet giant, Google. The man, who cannot been named due to reporting restrictions, wanted search results about him eating a bacon sandwich completely removed from the search engine. [read...]
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Black box from Gordon Brown’s government found
After years of intensive searching, a team of scientists believe that they have located the ‘black box’ at the heart of the Labour government during Gordon Brown’s premiership from 2007 to 2010. [read...]
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Labour votes to ‘Kinda’ leave the EU
The Labour Party has decided its Brexit policy is now to leave the EU ‘more or less’ – but mostly less. ‘We are committed to respecting the spirit of the Brexit referendum which we have determined was pretty half-hearted,’ said Shadow Brexit Secretary Sir Keir Starmer. [read...]