Candidates for the leadership of the Labour Party will forced to undergo a series of ordeals to test their socialist purity. They will dumped in a lake of media of lies, if they float they are a Blairite and if they sink, [read...]
Hurling pies and furniture, the outgoing MPs struck a sombre yet refined tone, by repeatedly hitting the 2019 manifesto with sock, filled with manure. [read...]
Current front runners include Harvey Weinstien, Mr. Burns from The Simpsons, or the inventor of South West Train’s plastic milk sachet. [read...]
NewsBiscuit, a shadowy, secretive website which poses as an amusing source of satire but which is actually an energetic, investigative journalistic resource, passionately committed to always, consistently, telling the whole and absolute impartial truth about absolutely everything at all times and secretly relied on as an honest, [read...]
Documents leaked by a source close to David Cameron today, show that every political move he’s made in the last six years has been geared around his personal ambition for The Westminster Shit Show to win the award for ‘Best Soap’. [read...]
