Ahead of local elections, the Prime Minister insisted that her catalogue of errors was due ‘dirty rhythm’ and ‘funky fever’. Voters should not blame her predicament on the sunshine, the moonlight or the good times (in the early 80s) – they should blame Jeremy Corbyn and Damien Green’s inability to delete his search history. [read...]
Not sure if you are a rampant racist? Still angry about the whole Jesus crucifixion thing? Not a fan of Woody Allen movies? You might be anti-Semitic, but thanks to our handy guide, you can now sort out the good from the Corbyn. [read...]
‘I was young and impressionable. It started when I was reading about Labour on the internet.’ [read...]
Left/Right wing, Young/Old, Mammal/Lesser-spotted toad – all have joined together to flip the Prime Minister the two-fingered salute. Natural enemies have put aside their differences and with one resounding voice, have told Theresa May to ‘eff off’. [read...]
John McDonnell has confirmed Labour will bring monasteries back into public ownership if they win the next election. Thousands of monks were thrown on the unemployment scrapheap during the 1530s when Henry VIII seized their lands and buildings and sold them on the cheap to his aristocratic friends. [read...]
