Documents leaked by a source close to David Cameron today, show that every political move he’s made in the last six years has been geared around his personal ambition for The Westminster Shit Show to win the award for ‘Best Soap’. [read...]
‘Stockholm Syndrome’ leads to strong emotional ties that develop between the harasser and the victim – which explains James Corden’s popularity. Famous victims of the syndrome include Patty Hearst, Nick Clegg and Rod Hull’s ‘Emu’. [read...]
Britain’s new ‘Sheepocracy’ has responded favorably to the Conservative manifesto pledge to inflict ‘strong and stable’ servitude. At the same time, Tory HQ report a groundswell of support for continued misery, poverty and ‘free hand-jobs’ [read...]
Schoolchildren from the age of 5 will have to attend compulsory daily ‘power breakfast’ meetings to prepare them for future roles as captains of industry, the Tories announced today. The Conservatives have pledged to provide each school with a daily selection of continental buffet items and orange juices, [read...]
Comrade May has pledged to: ‘secure for the workers by hand or by brain the full fruits of their industry upon the basis of common ownership of the means of production, distribution and exchange’, plus a small condo Novosibirsk. [read...]
