A former Labour Party leader has won a High Court injunction for the “right to be forgotten” against internet giant, Google. The man, who cannot been named due to reporting restrictions, wanted search results about him eating a bacon sandwich completely removed from the search engine. [read...]
After years of intensive searching, a team of scientists believe that they have located the ‘black box’ at the heart of the Labour government during Gordon Brown’s premiership from 2007 to 2010. [read...]
The Labour Party has decided its Brexit policy is now to leave the EU ‘more or less’ – but mostly less. ‘We are committed to respecting the spirit of the Brexit referendum which we have determined was pretty half-hearted,’ said Shadow Brexit Secretary Sir Keir Starmer. [read...]
Senior Tories today lined up with a consortium of foreign investors to launch a scathing attack on Labour’s John McDonnell’s plan to nationalise Britain’s water and Power industries. A Tory spokesperson said that this was just another example of Labour wanting to take from the Rich to help the Poor. [read...]
The soaring and inspirational tune, whose lyrics go ‘Ooh Jeremy Corbyn’ repeatedly for 98 lines, has moved hard-core Labourites to tears, and makes Dianne Abbot weep bitter tears as she asks herself over and over again why she ever let Jerry ‘The Catch’ Corbyn slip through her fingers. [read...]
