Sir Keir Starmer has outraged voters in the former ‘red wall’ constituencies by his latest policy change on the EU by suggesting that the UK should adopt a novel approach that would leave the it simultaneously inside and outside the Union. [read...]
The Parliamentary Standards Authority has given in to pressure from MPs and reduced their salary to a more competitive £8.72 an hour. MPs have been clamouring for years to have their pay slashed, arguing that living below the poverty line increases efficiency and offers MPs the flexibility they crave. [read...]
Prime Minister, serial rogerer and bottle blonde, Boris Johnson has courted controversy once more by naming H from Steps as his new chief of staff. H, whose real name is Ian something or other, had a successful career in the millennial pop band, [read...]
Following his recent statement on free school meals, Nigel Farage has realised that he is actually to the Left of the current Government. He remains slightly to the Right of Hitler and Genghis Khan. Mr Farage has decided that he is, [read...]
Through a diet of Peter Mandelson and regular exercise – running from his socialist principles – Labour’s deputy leader has revealed he is clear of all leftist tendencies. A slim-line Mr. Watson told reporters never again would he succumb to starchy trade unions or refined nationalization [read...]
