David Cameron and Barack Obama have today ruled out the possibility of taking any military action in Ukraine, on the grounds that Russia definitely does have Weapons of Mass Destruction. ‘We don’t need to send in Hans Blix to justify anything this time’, explained the Prime Minister.
Posted: Mar 6th, 2014
More from News In Brief
Labour leader Ed Milliband has given a pre-election pledge to replace failing high street banks with bouncy castles and to give all Labour voters a ‘big bag of sweeties’.
Posted: Jan 20th, 2014
More from News In Brief
Centrica has warned that there is likely to be a period of ‘eternal darkness’, if Labour’s newly announced plans to freeze the cost of fuel go ahead.
Posted: Sep 26th, 2013
More from Business
Miliband stars as Jack Militant, or ‘Thoroughly Modern Milly’, shop steward of the Allied Union of Downstairs Staff, at nearby Motley Hall. He will feature in three episodes, culminating in a showdown with the Dowager Countess of Grantham on the croquet lawn
Posted: Sep 24th, 2013
More from News In Brief
Lord Prescott has been drawn into the Falkirk selection row, after claiming on Radio 4′s Today programme that he didn’t know where the constituency was and also that he did, as far as anybody could make out.
Posted: Jul 12th, 2013
More from News In Brief
Loading...