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Retiring Labour MPs exit with dignified pie fight
Hurling pies and furniture, the outgoing MPs struck a sombre yet refined tone, by repeatedly hitting the 2019 manifesto with sock, filled with manure. [read...]
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Labour Party ‘determined to find less popular leader’
Current front runners include Harvey Weinstien, Mr. Burns from The Simpsons, or the inventor of South West Train’s plastic milk sachet. [read...]
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Satirical website to be neutral on polling day
NewsBiscuit, a shadowy, secretive website which poses as an amusing source of satire but which is actually an energetic, investigative journalistic resource, passionately committed to always, consistently, telling the whole and absolute impartial truth about absolutely everything at all times and secretly relied on as an honest, [read...]
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‘Westminster Shit Show’ to qualify for 2017 Soap Awards
Documents leaked by a source close to David Cameron today, show that every political move he’s made in the last six years has been geared around his personal ambition for The Westminster Shit Show to win the award for ‘Best Soap’. [read...]
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Tories vow to investigate anti-Semitism as long as it’s in Labour
The Conservative Party has vowed to root out bigotry and racism in all its forms, though mainly in Labour. ‘If Jeremy Corbyn won’t investigate anti-Semitism, then we will,’ said a party spokesman, adding, ‘in the Labour Party, [read...]