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Manifestos reduced to 140 characters
Commentators and Labour shadow cabinet members alike are struggling to comprehend the hefty tome that is the Labour Manifesto. [read...]
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Nation ‘ok’ with taxing Laura Kuenssberg
While the electorate may be sceptical about Jeremy Corbyn, the majority seem unified behind the manifesto pledge ‘to wipe the sneering smile’ off the face of the BBC’s political editor. Said one voter: ‘I came hoping to hear about a better, [read...]
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May promises workers’ rights and a ‘unicorn for all’
In vowing to protect and extend workers’ rights, the Prime Minister Theresa May has said her Government promises all workers a unicorn and a free helicopter after three years in the same job. As well as a statutory year of leave to care for a relative, [read...]
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Man pledges tough new ‘one in one out’ policy on freezer items
A Sunderland man promised tough new targets on items going in and out of his 4-shelf household Hotpoint freezer today, in a clear the air summit with his wife over the domestic division of labour. [read...]
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Bit about shooting Royal Family unlikely to make final manifesto says Labour
Labour has confirmed that the pledge contained in their leaked draft manifesto to put the Royal Family up against the wall and shoot them is unlikely to make the final version. ‘The shooting of the Royal Family was just one of many radical ideas we have been stir frying in the policy wok’ says Head… [read...]