After a lacklustre performance, with support for his driving style ebbing away, Jeremy Corbyn is still refusing to resign. Despite landing his dream job as presenter of Top Gear Chris Evans has decided to ‘take one for the team’ and resign in order to ‘show Jeremy how to do the decent thing’. [read...]
Documents leaked by a source close to David Cameron today, show that every political move he’s made in the last six years has been geared around his personal ambition for The Westminster Shit Show to win the award for ‘Best Soap’. [read...]
While many did not expect to see the eschaton within their lifetime, Sir John Chilcot has scheduled his apocalyptic report into the Iraq War for the 6th of July. Many had wrongly assumed that the publishing date would be after the return of Jesus or, [read...]
Merrily sprinkling conversations with reference to Nazis and rape, Mr. Livingstone has once more confirmed himself as the nation’s edgier after-dinner-speaker and children’s entertainer. Speaking to the press, the ex-Mayor confirmed his commitment to embarrassing comments and holes of his own making. [read...]
With an ever increasing torrent of Tory gaffs, the Leader of the Opposition is now contemplating dropping out of front-line politics in preference for a more challenging career. Privately Mr. Corbyn has likened beating David Cameron to shooting fish in a barrel, [read...]
