Senior Tories today lined up with a consortium of foreign investors to launch a scathing attack on Labour’s John McDonnell’s plan to nationalise Britain’s water and Power industries. A Tory spokesperson said that this was just another example of Labour wanting to take from the Rich to help the Poor. [read...]
The soaring and inspirational tune, whose lyrics go ‘Ooh Jeremy Corbyn’ repeatedly for 98 lines, has moved hard-core Labourites to tears, and makes Dianne Abbot weep bitter tears as she asks herself over and over again why she ever let Jerry ‘The Catch’ Corbyn slip through her fingers. [read...]
The Leader of the Opposition Jeremy Corbyn has been accused of bringing fear to the streets of Islington, after he was involved in a brutal street brawl between the gang he leads and a rival Centre-Left crew from Mayfair. [read...]
In the latest of a series of blunders and mishaps, Labour appears to have gone out having forgotten its head, after unscrewing it earlier in the day and forgetting to put it back on. Following hot on the heels of leader Jeremy Corbyn’s ill-fated stunt on Virgin Trains and the party’s apparent inability to employ a security firm for its own conference, [read...]
Documents leaked by a source close to David Cameron today, show that every political move he’s made in the last six years has been geared around his personal ambition for The Westminster Shit Show to win the award for ‘Best Soap’. [read...]
