Britain’s new ‘Sheepocracy’ has responded favorably to the Conservative manifesto pledge to inflict ‘strong and stable’ servitude. At the same time, Tory HQ report a groundswell of support for continued misery, poverty and ‘free hand-jobs’ [read...]
Schoolchildren from the age of 5 will have to attend compulsory daily ‘power breakfast’ meetings to prepare them for future roles as captains of industry, the Tories announced today. The Conservatives have pledged to provide each school with a daily selection of continental buffet items and orange juices, [read...]
Comrade May has pledged to: ‘secure for the workers by hand or by brain the full fruits of their industry upon the basis of common ownership of the means of production, distribution and exchange’, plus a small condo Novosibirsk. [read...]
Commentators and Labour shadow cabinet members alike are struggling to comprehend the hefty tome that is the Labour Manifesto. [read...]
While the electorate may be sceptical about Jeremy Corbyn, the majority seem unified behind the manifesto pledge ‘to wipe the sneering smile’ off the face of the BBC’s political editor. Said one voter: ‘I came hoping to hear about a better, [read...]
