Cameron preparing air strike on Eastleigh
The Conservative party will mount an air strike and troop invasion of Eastleigh should the town be recaptured on Thursday by the Lib Dems.
Posted: Feb 26th, 2013
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Train operator denies third-class plan
‘We have never petitioned anyone to introduce further classes of travel on our routes’, a FirstGroup spokesman said.
‘For starters, with first class taking up so much room on our rolling stock, despite limited take-up, where would we put it?
Posted: Nov 16th, 2012
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Letters ‘M’ & ‘N’ reoved from alphabet due to goverent cuts
David Caero ade the shock aouceet i the house of coos today that the alphabet would shrik to just twety four letters with iediate effect, sayig that “Labour left us owig billios ad billios of pouds ad tough decisios have to be ade”.
Posted: Apr 25th, 2011
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Royal Mail to start delivering babies
The Royal Mail has announced today that it is to extend its range of delivery services into the midwifery sector.
‘From next week postmen and women will be delighted to provide ‘home-birthing’ to expectant couples by delivering their newborn child direct to their door at any time between 9am and 3pm,’ said Moya Greene, Chief Executive of the Royal Mail Group. ‘But not on Sundays or bank holidays – and if they’re out when we call, we’ll leave the kid with a neighbour for safe-keeping.’
Posted: Apr 16th, 2011
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‘Moon on a stick by 2015’ says upbeat Cameron
‘I am delighted to announce that the ‘Stick’ part of the plan is currently in its final stages, and will be unveiled early next month. We now just need to attach it to the moon.’
Posted: Mar 31st, 2011
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