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Labour confident as Prime Minister downloads ‘election victory’ app for iPhone

Labour backbenchers have admitted they are feeling ‘reassured’ about Gordon Brown’s leadership after he announced the download of an ‘election victory’ app for his new iPhone.

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Posted: Aug 2nd, 2009
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Party activist found in Japanese Jungle, unaware Labour have lost next election

Japanese returning officers on a routine trip to a remote jungle island hve discovered a surviving Labour activist, cut off from civilisation but continuing to ‘canvas’. Geoffrey Richardson was found placing ‘Vote Labour’ posters on trees and asking the voting intentions of passing lemurs…

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Posted: Jun 9th, 2009
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Labour Government ‘to stand down at next election’

labourAfter weeks of mounting pressure, Gordon Brown confirmed last night that the Labour Government will stand down at the next general election, though still insisted that it had done nothing wrong. The credibility of the Government has been greatly tarnished in recent weeks with senior minister’s quitting, the expenses scandal, backbench revolts and last night’s embarrassment of 10 Downing Street resigning as the Prime Minister’s house.

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Posted: Jun 5th, 2009
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