Academic claims Jessie J ‘only 94% lesbian’
‘A much more precise figure for Jessie’s lesbianism is 93.759%,’ said Professor Edward Simpson of the Institute of Sensual Calculus.
Posted: May 7th, 2012
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Lord Gaga locks ‘embarrassing’ wife away
Lord Gaga of Winchester has called time on the raucous behaviour by his ‘vulgar colonial’ wife, which have tarnished the family name. The scandal only came to his ears last week
Posted: Nov 25th, 2011
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Unscrupulous website accused of search engine manipulation (Bieber Gaga Free Games Twilight)
Internet users, including teenage Asian lesbians, have accused an unnamed online news outlet, described by its editor as the funniest website ever, of stuffing its articles with hot sexy phrases and references to the iPhone 5 so as to manipulate its rankings on the most popular web searches.
Posted: Aug 3rd, 2011
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Songs for Japan gives frustrated altruists avenue to help Japan, pad out iPod
Care-worn armchair humanitarians with no clue how to help those suffering from the effects of the Japanese earthquake and subsequent tsunami, were finally put out of their fortnight of misery over the weekend, as ‘Songs for Japan’, a rag-bag of random rehashed pop was released on iTunes last Friday specifically for them.
Posted: Mar 28th, 2011
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Lady Gaga admits to wearing beige slacks ‘occasionally’
Pop sensation Lady Gaga has admitted that she wears normal clothes, describing her usage as ‘occasional’. In an interview with US magazine Vanity Fair, the singer divulged that she dresses in beige slacks and sensible shoes ‘maybe a couple of times a year – with perhaps a nice jumper now and then.’
Posted: Sep 1st, 2010
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