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‘Lager Tourettes’ formally recognised by British Medical Council

The temporary affliction suffered by lager drinkers across the country which causes their language to deteriorate rapidly during a pub session has been officially designated as a medical condition to be known as ‘Lager Tourettes’.

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Posted: Apr 5th, 2013
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Stella Artois launches new upmarket lager, ‘Wifebeatre’

saleable, provocative theaterFresh from the launch of their ‘Cidre’ drink, Stella Artois added a further sheen of acceptability to casual drunken violence by unveiling their new ‘Wifebeatre lagre’.

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Posted: Jul 31st, 2011
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Stand-off between father, leftover turkey enters 7th day

Despite several days of intense negotiation and return visits to the fridge, the bird remains in situ and only marginally smaller.

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Posted: Jan 1st, 2011
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