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Penguin admits cycling to win 100km ‘march’

‘In my defence, I’ve got really short legs, even for a penguin, and it’s a really long way’

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Posted: Jan 23rd, 2014
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Speculation mounting that the ‘manner’ of Lance Armstrong’s confession was the medium of dance

Armstrong hoping to win this year's Tour des StudiosFollowing Oprah Winfrey’s admission that Lance Armstrong’s confession was ‘not in the manner she expected’, speculation is growing as to the way the disgraced cyclist admitted his cheating.

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Posted: Jan 15th, 2013
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Armstrong admits taking life enhancing drugs to prevent cancer

Seven times Tour De France champion Lance Armstrong today confessed to taking a series of sophisticated medicated drugs to ward off testicular cancer. The cycling champion publicly admitted to taking a course of chemotherapy treatment in a frantic bid to postpone death and improve his quality of life.

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Posted: Oct 26th, 2012
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Lance Armstrong finds drug that fools lie detectors, takes lie detector test

Lance Armstrong has said that he intends to use lie-detector tests to prove to the world that he did not systematically dope during his record-breaking seven Tour de France victories, after finding that a cocktail of drugs can give him a competitive edge in lie-detector tests.

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Posted: Oct 16th, 2012
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Lance Armstrong tests positive for bullshit

‘After a detailed forensic examination, I am afraid to report that Mr Armstrong’s response to the mounting evidence against him was found to contain unnaturally high levels of bullshit.’

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Posted: Oct 12th, 2012
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