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Hadron Collider faces closure after child traps Higgs Boson in jam jar

Henry Brown, a six year old primary school pupil from Devon is the toast of his school after trapping an elusive Higgs Boson particle in a jam jar during morning playtime today, earning him the Nobel prize for physics in the process.

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Posted: Mar 10th, 2010
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Large Hadron Collider ‘dead boring’ say scientists

The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) – the world’s largest and highest energy particle accelerator – is ‘dead boring’ according to scientists who use it at CERN on the Franco-Swiss border.

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Posted: Feb 26th, 2010
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Junior scientists sacked for using Large Hadron Collider to play conkers

‘interns ruined the equipment leaving debris of horse chestnuts scattered everywhere’

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Posted: Sep 23rd, 2009
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