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Government to regulate scientists with regional accents

Minister for Universities and Science, David Willetts has written to further education establishments in England and Wales requesting that as part of their science courses they introduce mandatory modules on communication skills and elocution.
One government spokesman said the growing trend for ‘normal’ accents is ‘undermining the gravitas and integrity of British science and must stop right now.’

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Posted: Mar 21st, 2011
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Binatone’s version of Large Hadron Collider set to go on sale

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Posted: Feb 19th, 2011
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NASA space probe finds evidence of ‘more bloody stars’

even the spacecraft's had enough‘We’re on this planet and there are stars in every direction for millions and millions of miles’, said a NASA spokesman. ‘Who really cares?’

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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2010
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Scientists ‘no closer’ to finding a colour for Thursday

A group of theoretical physicists at CERN used unscheduled sessions with the Large Hadron Collider to smash tiny particles of Thursday into 5-litre pots of Dulux.

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Posted: Nov 1st, 2010
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Scientists no closer to finding right answer to ‘do you think she looks pretty?’

'and, since you ask, her bum really doesn't look that big'Despite almost a decade of research and millions of pounds of funding, scientists at Loughborough University’s Department of Nuptial Studies have admitted that they have yet to find a satisfactory answer to a question that has vexed married men for centuries: ‘do you think she looks pretty?’.

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Posted: Aug 16th, 2010
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