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Scientists no closer to finding right answer to ‘do you think she looks pretty?’

'and, since you ask, her bum really doesn't look that big'Despite almost a decade of research and millions of pounds of funding, scientists at Loughborough University’s Department of Nuptial Studies have admitted that they have yet to find a satisfactory answer to a question that has vexed married men for centuries: ‘do you think she looks pretty?’.

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Posted: Aug 16th, 2010
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Stephen Hawking to open world’s first man-made black hole in Surrey

Professor Stephen Hawking is to open the world’s first artificially created miniature black hole in the Surrey town of Haslemere, promising, ‘People will come from miles around to see it, whether they want to or not.’

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Posted: Jun 9th, 2010
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Hadron Collider faces closure after child traps Higgs Boson in jam jar

Henry Brown, a six year old primary school pupil from Devon is the toast of his school after trapping an elusive Higgs Boson particle in a jam jar during morning playtime today, earning him the Nobel prize for physics in the process.

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Posted: Mar 10th, 2010
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Large Hadron Collider ‘dead boring’ say scientists

The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) – the world’s largest and highest energy particle accelerator – is ‘dead boring’ according to scientists who use it at CERN on the Franco-Swiss border.

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Posted: Feb 26th, 2010
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Archbishop of Canterbury and Pope to meet head on in Large Hadron Collider

search for Higgs boson can wait
‘They have been praying together and wishing each other a safe journey before they meet again head-on in the middle of the 27km-long circular tunnel.’

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Posted: Nov 23rd, 2009
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