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Turin shroud dyed pink in washing machine bungle

‘Mistake was noticed half way through the economy spin cycle.’

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Posted: Jan 6th, 2014
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Sock couple re-united after painful two-year separation

thought they would never meet againThere were scenes of jubilation and relief yesterday in the Barry household in Molesey, Surrey as a sock couple were finally re-united after a heart-breaking separation.

The pair, who everyone agrees were made for each other, were rent asunder after Right made a seemingly innocent excursion to the laundry basket two years ago but never returned. Although Left, his companion, initially took it in her stride, she later began to sense that something serious must be wrong. ‘It wasn’t like him,’ she said. ‘He’d never gone off without me before. Sure, we’d had our troubles, but we’d always managed to patch things up.’

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Posted: Apr 4th, 2010
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Struggling banks to take in laundry

As the bad financial news continues, the City was rife with reports that many banks have now turned to offering laundry services as one of a number of plans to help bring in that extra bit of cash.

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Posted: Mar 27th, 2009
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