The news is sure to be welcomed by dope-smoking daydreamers and airheads the length and breadth of the land, as it will no longer mean they have to hide their copies of Yes, Genesis and ELP albums for fear of being handed down lengthy prison terms. [read...]
Campaigners have today called for the offspring of sperm donors to be given the legal right to learn the identity of the person their biological father was mentally getting jiggy with when he donated his DNA. [read...]
Non-existent law firms from throughout the UK are intending to take Wonga’s team of fictional legal practitioners to court for not being believable enough. [read...]
Images of a new range of ‘surreal’ judicial wigs, whose purpose is to ‘terrify and intimidate’ suspects appearing before secret courts, has been leaked to the press.
The Home Office would neither confirm nor deny the wigs’ [read...]