Increasingly fed up with Lewis Hamilton championing BLM by leading taking the knee before races, and wearing a shirt highlighting US police brutality, rumours have surfaced that hacked-off F1 directors have taken the drastic step of replacing the dead-eyed chuff-magnet with a less troublesome automaton pre-programmed to stick to their whiter-than-white script. [read...]
Formula One car fans have shown new levels of excitement over the rolling cancellation programme for the sport. Keen armchair viewer, Dan Jones, said: ‘It’s kept us on an edge as we anticipate which race will be cancelled or postponed. [read...]
Fearing Lewis Hamilton’s massive lead in the drivers’ championship could lead to a dull close to the season, F1 bosses have announced plans to liven things up by forcing Mercedes to have TV funnyman Alan Carr join their pit-stop crew. [read...]
‘Before I realised what I’d done I’d slammed the door shut with the keys inside. What an idiot! I couldn’t believe it. It was so embarrassing.’ [read...]
Amongst a raft of proposals, some of the more radical ideas have included allowing overtaking, driving when there’s a chance of rain and allowing drivers other than Lewis Hamilton to win… [read...]
