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Stonehenge development: ley lines closed during 2015 while toll lanes added

when it will be finished is entirely in the lap of the godsThe government has announced a radical up-grade to Britain’s dilapidated ley-line network with major closures on all lines and charges being brought in on certain routes when the network re-opens. ‘For years Britain’s natural mystic energy has been having to cope on an out-dated system’ said David Cameron dressed in a rainbow baggy jumper wearing a large purple feather as an earring. ‘It might have been adequate for the Bronze Age when it was first laid out, but is entirely unsuitable to 21st Century new age Britain.’

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Posted: Dec 1st, 2014
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Druids working round the clock to restore ley lines

Druids pledging to get it right any day nowThe council of British Druids have been working through the night to restore ley lines which have been damaged by recent storms. Many households have been without spiritual energy throughout the Yuletide holiday which has affected psychic connections in many parts of the country.

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Posted: Dec 30th, 2013
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Medieval map shows ‘early English dogging sites’

Historians believe they have discovered a parchment providing a complete guide to the places where English people went for open-air sex with strangers in the Middle Ages.

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Posted: Jun 26th, 2013
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