The Minister for Defence Procurement, Harriet Baldwin, has said that Theresa May’s traditional mode of defence – puffing up like an adder – needs to be updated. A £30m prototype laser weapon will help transform Downing Street into a lair that ‘any super-villain would be proud of’ – [read...]
Prime Minister Theresa May has welcomed news from Canada that Princess Charlotte has finally said her first words, setting out a Brexit strategy for the government to adopt. ‘Mamma,’ Princess Charlotte told adoring crowds during a playdate in Calgary while touring Canada with her parents, [read...]
In light of spending cuts, it has been confirmed that the UK’s ageing ballistic missile defence system will be replaced by an ‘alternatively-powered ecological surface solution’. [read...]
The former Secretary of State for Defence, former Shadow Foreign Secretary, former Shadow Secretary of State for Health, but most of all former GP, Liam Fox has today announced that the NHS should no longer provide ante-natal, [read...]
‘But when Adam produced a business card saying he was Liam’s adviser, I was reassured and went back to sleep,’ she said. [read...]
