Defence Minister’s wife found second man in marital bed
‘But when Adam produced a business card saying he was Liam’s adviser, I was reassured and went back to sleep,’ she said.
Posted: Oct 11th, 2011
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Cameron looks for support for the reintroduction of Liam Fox-hunting
David Cameron is hoping for cross-party support for the reintroduction of Liam Fox-hunting. The defensive creature is often spotted scavenging for juicy left-overs in urban areas, most recently in Tripoli.
Posted: Oct 10th, 2011
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It’s not unlike ‘Eric and Ernie’, insists Liam Fox
Defence Secretary Liam Fox has insisted that his relationship with friend Adam Werritty is completely innocent and similar to that of the comedians Morecambe and Wise.
“Eric and Ernie often shared a bed without anyone assuming there was something going on,” said Dr Fox, “and it’s exactly the same when Adam and I bunk down for the night. Often I’ll be reading important defence papers, wot I wrote, and he’ll just sit there quietly smoking his pipe.”
Posted: Oct 8th, 2011
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Ministry of Defence ‘mislays’ small war
Following an auditor’s report that the Ministry of Defence lost track of assets worth £6.3bn, embarrassed officials confirmed last night that the department had also managed to mislay a small war it was conducting.
Posted: Jul 6th, 2011
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Liam Fox apologises for soundtrack to Afghan war
UK Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox has been forced into an apology for the poor soundtrack to the current Afghan and Libyan conflicts. ‘People look back on the Vietnam war and remember the great soundtrack but forget all the bad stuff’ he explained. ‘One of the biggest problems faced by our forces today in Afghanistan and Libya is the low availability of good music.’
Posted: May 28th, 2011
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