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Defence Minister’s wife found second man in marital bed

‘But when Adam produced a business card saying he was Liam’s adviser, I was reassured and went back to sleep,’ she said.

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Posted: Oct 11th, 2011
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It’s not unlike ‘Eric and Ernie’, insists Liam Fox

'He brings me sunshine, through his smile'“Often I’ll be reading important defence papers, wot I wrote, and he’ll just sit there quietly smoking his pipe.”

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Posted: Oct 8th, 2011
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Ministry of Defence ‘mislays’ small war

Following an auditor’s report that the Ministry of Defence lost track of assets worth £6.3bn, embarrassed officials confirmed last night that the department had also managed to mislay a small war it was conducting.

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Posted: Jul 6th, 2011
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Liam Fox apologises for soundtrack to Afghan war

UK Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox has been forced into an apology for the poor soundtrack to the current Afghan and Libyan conflicts. ‘People look back on the Vietnam war and remember the great soundtrack but forget all the bad stuff’ he explained. ‘One of the biggest problems faced by our forces today in Afghanistan and Libya is the low availability of good music.’

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Posted: May 28th, 2011
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French doubts about military pact as sniggering UK minister announces ‘Operation Crabtree’

The French government has admitted to private doubts about the UK’s commitment to the recent military pact between the two countries, after British defence secretary Liam Fox announced that the first UK-French joint military exercise will be called ‘Operation Crabtree’.

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Posted: Nov 18th, 2010
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