Literary scholars have discovered a long forgotten text from the Nobel prize-winner, in which he describes an austerity-ridden landscape, filled with hapless characters stuck in a limbo of indicative votes. Although, there is some debate as to whether the working title was ‘Waiting for Brexit’, [read...]
Foreword by Liam Fox, International Trade Secretary, ‘Congratulations fellow trade experts! If you are reading this, you have decided to embark on the rewarding journey to become a fully-fledged UK government trade dealer – or the horse tranquiliser has just kicked in. [read...]
Prime Minister Theresa May has snapped up all the gaps between the triangles of chocolate in Toblerones, it has been revealed today. The news comes just weeks after manufacturer Mondelez International announced that it was reducing the distance between chunks of the distinctively shaped white confectionary and was reverting to its original shape. [read...]
“People who step over cliffs are far more likely to crash to the bottom, due to the ‘intransigence’ of gravity”, Liam Fox has claimed. The international trade secretary put the chances of falling from a cliff at “60-40” if you step over the edge, [read...]
Mrs May has greeted the first signs of cabinet unity with enthusiasm announcing that the crucial elevenses biscuit decisions for Friday’s talks may be reached as ‘early as Thursday.’ With no fixed timetable for coffee breaks at the talk, [read...]
